Wild Colorado Tea - Slide Rock Bolter Mythical Colorado Tea

Description:

Embark on a legendary journey with our Wild Colorado Tea, inspired by the mythical Slide Rock Bolter of Colorado's western slopes. This exquisite blend of Nettle, Lemon Balm, and Yarrow creates a light, earthy, herbal infusion that not only nourishes your soul but also warms you up on the chilliest Colorado days.

Ingredients:

• Lemon Balm: Renowned for its calming effects and citrusy aroma, it adds a hint of zest to the tea.
• Nettle: Known for its rich mineral content and health benefits, nettle imparts a deep, earthy flavor.
• Yarrow: Prized for its potential wellness properties, yarrow rounds off the blend with a subtle, spicy note.

The Legend: In the steep mountains of Colorado's western slope, the fabled Slide Rock Bolter lurks. Weighing a massive 25,000 pounds, this land fish is a sight to behold with its gigantic head and a flipper-tail equipped with enormous grab-hooks. It clings to mountain ridges, waiting motionlessly for days, preying on unsuspecting tourists or creatures that wander below. Once its prey is in sight, the Bolter releases its tail, swiftly descending the slope to engulf its prey whole - MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH!

Special Benefit: According to local lore, sipping this Wild Colorado Tea provides mystical protection against the Slide Rock Bolter. So no matter where your day takes you, enjoy a cup of this earthy blend and stay safe from mythical mountain predators!

Brewing Instructions: Steep this delightful blend for 5 minutes to unlock its full flavor profile. For an added touch of zest, serve with a slice of lemon.

Experience the Magic of Colorado With Every Sip!